Reggie Jackson and the Immortal Science of On-Court Drip

The NBA banned “ninja-style” headbands before the 2019-2020 season, in a move symptomatic of the general decline of culture west of the Euphrates River since 338 BC. The headbands were denounced as being improperly vetted for safety concerns, a natural excuse for the excoriation of a harmless league fashion trend. Without a doubt, they looked… Continue reading Reggie Jackson and the Immortal Science of On-Court Drip