With Giannis Antetokounmpo absolutely destroying his knee in Game 5 of the Eastern Conference Finals, it brought me to a horrific realization. This is the most fucked up NBA season of all time. The NBA is a league of stars, so what happens when all the stars get hurt? Well, you get a postseason full… Continue reading How is Chris Paul the Last Man Standing?
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Reggie Jackson and the Immortal Science of On-Court Drip
The NBA banned “ninja-style” headbands before the 2019-2020 season, in a move symptomatic of the general decline of culture west of the Euphrates River since 338 BC. The headbands were denounced as being improperly vetted for safety concerns, a natural excuse for the excoriation of a harmless league fashion trend. Without a doubt, they looked… Continue reading Reggie Jackson and the Immortal Science of On-Court Drip